Heathonist
Testimonials

  • “every time i hear the expression “deep dicking”, it makes me laugh out loud. thanks!”
  •  ”I just want to say that I really enjoy your content. It’s that witty, sarcastic, and jack ass humor that I’ve always loved. Keep up the good work friend.”
  •  ”I would like to be inside of you please”
  • “I honestly enjoy your existence so much (I felt saying “I love you so much” would be weird). Thank you, you are awesome. I think anyone who gets to have you rubbing your titties on them is a lucky man indeed.”
  • “I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your blog. I check it as often as I check my facebook. I’m not really that active with my tumblr, so I’m being completely sincere here. haha.Your ‘essay’ posts are by far my favorite things to read when I’m bored. I appreciate your writing style and I love the way you portray yourself on the internet. You’re probably the same in real life—cool as fuck. You seem like you’d give amazing advice. Also, I drove up to Chicago last March with a couple of friends to see AIR—best experience of my life. We were tripping and ended up getting lost afterwards somewhere downtown for hours. If you got to see them, I’m sure you know how awesome it was. Anyway, sorry for the long rave, hope it wasn’t too creepy and I hope you keep up with your blog/writing/art for a long time.”
  • “Your first Youtube attempt was a success (well at least I found it enjoyable)
  • I would also like to add (being a guy) I would rather an intelligent female with a sharp wit over one without any day.”
  • “lol i’m glad you unfollowed me, you kinda seem like a bitch.”
  • “I really enjoy reading your sex ramblings. It isn’t PC, and I’d even say it’s hot. Maybe I’m a pervert. Fuck it; keep doing what you’re doing.”
  • “I would like to just say that I love your style of writing. -J”
  • “It was a pleasant surprise to see that you had started following me as you’ve been in the top percentage of tumblr crushes for quite some time now, I hope that my blog can give you some enjoyment. Maybe as much as yours does to me.”
  • “your blog is amazing! : )”
  • “Keep up the good work and shun the non-believers.”
  • “every time i hear the expression “deep dicking”, it makes me laugh out loud. thanks!”
  • “I just want to say that I really enjoy your content. It’s that witty, sarcastic, and jack ass humor that I’ve always loved. Keep up the good work friend.”
  • “I would like to be inside of you please”
  • “You’re consciousness of the social and power dynamics that occur during flirtation and attraction is refreshing. It’s even more odd to be aware of these happenings while actively and willingly participating in them. I could always make an elusive-but-witty highbrow comment about anything vaguely relevant to something you posted, maintaining both a silent allure along with my seeming disinterest..
  • but this is way more fun.”
  • “you’re my number one tumblr crush :D <3”  
  • “Nice monogamy mini-rant. You describe much of my on-going and present feelings on relationship. I don’t know how I could ever force my relationships with people into limited categories; I don’t know how i ever did.”
  • “youre not bad looking at all ;) jus’ sayin’”
  • “Your blog is awesome lol.”
  • “your blog = new favorite blog. 
  • i only went through two pages and i decided. so, yeah. take that in and enjoy it, or something.”
  • “you are gorgeous hun!”
  • “what the hell? your blog is far too quality for you to be following me. this must be a cosmic mistake.”
  • “you have probably the best tumblr in the tumblrworld.”
  • “dude you started following me which is ridiculous because i’m totally into you and your blog.”
  • “hey, just wanted to say that you keep up an awesome blog. have fun freezing your ass off in Chicago. so long.”
  • “You probably get this semi-regulary but I just wanted to say that you’re my favourite tumblr that I follow.”
  • “your tweets are a+”
  • “This isn’t exactly a question, but I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your blog. I check it as often as I check my facebook. I’m not really that active with my tumblr, so I’m being completely sincere here. haha.Your ‘essay’ posts are by far my favorite things to read when I’m bored. I appreciate your writing style and I love the way you portray yourself on the internet. You’re probably the same in real life—cool as fuck. You seem like you’d give amazing advice. Also, I drove up to Chicago last March with a couple of friends to see AIR—best experience of my life. We were tripping and ended up getting lost afterwards somewhere downtown for hours. If you got to see them, I’m sure you know how awesome it was. Anyway, sorry for the long rave, hope it wasn’t too creepy and I hope you keep up with your blog/writing/art for a long time.”
  • “just watched US skin, i agree with your post totally. the cassie and chris characters were the most painful to watch. i think if they changed it a little more, not just ‘borrowed’ from the original it could have been better. have you seen the pilot for US i.t crowd? oh god that was terrible, i don’t think it made it past a pilot.”
  • “I sent an attempted thank-you and welcome message but due to a tumblr “we’ll be back shortly” message appearing I fear it may not have gone through. If that is the case here is another slightly different one (using the same words).
  • It was a pleasant surprise to see that you had started following me as you’ve been in the top percentage of tumblr crushes for quite some time now, I hope that my blog can give you some enjoyment. Maybe as much as yours does to me.”
  • “Keep up the good work and shun the non-believers.”