January 2012
5 posts
December 2011
12 posts
and so the chain of horrible christmases goes...
in case anyone has wondered why I’ve nearly vanished from the internet, it’s because I’m a depressed sack of shit. I don’t bother posting because I at least have the common decency not to complain about it to a bunch of strangers who don’t care. I’m spending this weekend on the couch with a roll of tissue and pack of marlboro lights. There’s not a...
November 2011
6 posts
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My book/project is now for sale
What’s up interwebz? For a few months now I’ve been working on a collection of “short stories” if you will. Basically, I trolled the shit out of men on an internet dating site, did my best to traumatize them, and recorded our conversations.
Bros and hos, I give you Blow Me Cupid : A Tale of Self-Sabotaged Love, Loathing, and Internet Trolling
Now available on...
“A sense of life meaning ensues but cannot be deliberately pursued: life meaning...”
– Irvin D. Yalom, The Theory and Practice Of Group Psychotherapy
October 2011
4 posts
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September 2011
9 posts
There's other fish in the sea.
Why do people say this? What idiot invented this phrase? And whoever replies to news of a break-up with this phrase deserves to be shot. Not fatally, just in the face in a way that results in them needing massive reconstructive surgery so they look as retarded as they are.
Think back to your last break-up. Regardless of what happened, you were probably a miserable emotional trainwreck for a...
the only reason to watch true blood
is to pretend to be involved in some stupid storyline just so you can watch about 15 beautiful men get abc-naked (all-but-cock) and fight.
August 2011
15 posts
Coke Talk of the Day →
coketalk:
I just finished watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore right after watching the republican debate in Iowa, and damn, those two shit shows have surprisingly similar casting:
Mitt Romney is The Situation. He’s an untrustworthy narcissist with way more money and screen time than he deserves.
Rick Santorum is Ronnie. He’s a total schmuck who makes terrible decisions and...
Today marks 3 weeks now that I’ve been living in LA, so I’m celebrating by pigging out on the couch naked, unshowered and salty from jumping in the ocean yesterday.
LA is great. The weather is always perfect. The food is amazing. I found a job my 3rd day here. I frequently have no idea where I am due to all of the winding roads and I burned my inner thigh last night with the cherry...
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