Heathonist
To My Husband:

Social Media Updates:

No one will ever read about our ‘charming’ trip to ‘the most darling’ apple orchard over the weekend, or the ‘lovely [thing]’ you gave me for my birthday in their newsfeeds because my media’s for poop jokes and Rihanna quotes till death do my laptop and I part.

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