Heathonist

Today marks 3 weeks now that I’ve been living in LA, so I’m celebrating by pigging out on the couch naked, unshowered and salty from jumping in the ocean yesterday. 

LA is great. The weather is always perfect. The food is amazing. I found a job my 3rd day here. I frequently have no idea where I am due to all of the winding roads and I burned my inner thigh last night with the cherry from my cigarette I was attempting to dispose of properly without throwing it out of my car window, but otherwise I can’t complain…

…except for how my boyfriend eats all of the meat out of the pasta I cook before wrapping up the leftovers.

I’m currently plotting his death. 

  1. outrenoir said: MAY YOUR BOSOM BE FILLED WITH FINE ALES
  2. medifun said: I’ve desperately missed this blog.
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