I’ve been trying to get back into a mode where I write/blog but it isn’t easy. The fact that I barely have a social life here yet has made my day-to-day life pretty mundane. Occasionally I have a few drinks with a friend or so, I go to work, come home, get drunk, pretty much life as usual, nothing mind blowing to report. 

I don’t want to be one of those bitches who talks about my boyfriend all the time. I dread that word. I try not to use anyone’s full/legal/real names, out of courtesy (except for celebs, because they aren’t real people). I’d not mention him at all, but once in awhile he does funny things I’d like to make fun of him for. So what do i call the dude I’m living with who puts his penis inside me 5-10x a week? Sometimes a good nickname takes obnoxiously long to find.

Like, how am I supposed to blog about my day that involved dim sum, sex shops, and medicinal weed? If sex and the city taught us anything, it’s that I NEED a clever nick name for my boyfriend and a couple of sexual puns more than any real SUBSTANCE to entertain the public. 

I guess I’m not meant to be an advice columnist after all.